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LALALA We Hate Games... so we start this months drivel with a spankingly sexy wallpaper for your PS3 or equivalent 16:9 ratio gaming device. Then we let some cheap little stumpet we picked up near the train station write a small article for our unloved webpage.
Apparently the stereotype girl
gamer is about 200 pounds overweight, spotty, goofy, ginger, wears
glasses and has no idea what the word ‘fashion’ means. I even came across one boy who said, and I quote, “Oh My God, what are you doing playing games? People
that look like you don’t play games!” Speechless, I managed to reply
with “What do you mean, people that look like you?” and he replied
“You’re not ugly and fat! You should be out on the streets drinking and smoking and stuff and having a good time”. It
took a while for him to understand that I didn’t particularly want to
drink and smoke on the streets and I was perfectly happy playing video
games on an evening and not turning tricks for crack money once in a while.
I started to find it more and more
amusing when people started asking me to be their girlfriend, asking me
to meet up with them to go to the cinema and I also got tired of people
trying to hump my Sackgirl in LBP! I sometimes played games without saying a word so nobody would know I was female.
“I killed the girl! I’m going to teabag her body!”
Tony Says:
I totally hear you. As a guy I’m
annoyed by how many idiot guys are online waiting to pounce on the
first girl they hear. It’s like there is an army of
frustrated teenage boys that can’t manage to utter a word in the
presence of a girl and under a faceless username they have been
emboldened to harass the first girl they hear from over their headset.
Only once in my many hours of playing COD4 have I heard a girl playing,
and she was bombarded by idiots throwing obnoxious nonsense at her. It’s refreshing to get
the opposite sex into gaming, it’s just sad so many guys make it hard
for them.
Welcome to Little Big Land’s first Little Big Planet
level design competition. You are tasked with creating a unique level
with the theme Journey to Little Big Land – we are
looking for magical, mystical or mechanical levels and we are
particularly fond of clever puzzles, mechanical marvels, fantastical
creatures and unique gadgets. Above all it should be fun, unique and
inventive.
A competition wouldn’t be much fun without some fabulous prizes and here we won’t disappoint. First prize includes a money can’t buy Rare Prize Crown for your Sackperson, courtesy of Sam Protagonist at the LittleBigWorkshop.
Never before has one been available to win outside Official PlayStation
competitions, and has certainly never been available for the EU region.
In order to take part you must design and publish a unique level with `LBL#1-Your Level’s Name` in the level’s title eg. if your level is `Race to LittleBigLand` then your title should be LBL#1-Race to LittleBigLand.
The competition closes on March the 11th, so click through and get designing!
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